CLOUD CONTROL

 Australia's CLOUD CONTROL  is a fun band to check out.  The band kicks major nalgas!

The songwriting is is strong. The music is Marvo and the vocals are passionate and powerful!

Check out "Treetops"! This song has an energy that gets you moving! Massive Tune! 

100 Golden Crows!

Check Out CLOUD CONTROL!

RADIO SHOW GROUND ZERO IS A JOKE

 Ground Zero is a joke because the host of the radio program made it a clown show.

He is pretty much a pro-Trump talk radio host.

BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY FOR AN OLD DOG

 Can you teach an old dog new tricks?

My brother-in-law gave me a CD player/AMFM radio with Bluetooth tecnology.

What can I do with that?

A learning experience awaits!

SOME WOUNDS NEVER HEAL

YCED

CAPTAIN KIRK IMPERSONATION IN SPANISH

 Submit your Captain Kirk Impersonation In Spanish to daneporterman@gmail.com

Go...For....It!

A GAME OF CHECKERS

WE would love to play Checkers today!

The Coronavirus Pandemic is quite dangerous. It is something to take seriously.

So Checkers would be fun.

Why not?

YOUTUBE GET RICH GURUS

What do YouTube Get Rich Gurus have to gain by pitching their plan to you? Their stories are similar.  They were stuck in unfulfilling jobs with bills to pay. Then one day they discovered how to make big bucks! They want you to take their free course. Some actually sell their plan for success! That is quite honest.

These gurus require you to have a laptop or personal computer in order for you to take their training.

What if you do not have a PC or laptop?

Why not take their courses via android phone?

Do these courses really work?

WE will investigate!

CHUCHI ON TEXAS WHITEWING DOVE SEASON

Chuchi looks out at the rainy sky of the Rio Grande Valley of South Texas. It is the first day of Whitewing Dove Season. The hunting began at noon. Rain put the breaks on the event for a bit. That had to have upset the mighty huntsmen!

Many purchase chicken to grill on the hunting ground. Ice and beer bring up the rear. Because you need cerveza to hunt?

Wow.

THE DEADBEAT

It's easy enough to follow.

The rhythm just lazies around.

In plain sight.

Not hiding.

Slow work.

Dance to the deadbeat.

It's easy to catch it.

It does its own thing. 

It's worthless.

Catch it.

Move uour feet.

Clip your hip.

Twist a knot. 

Loosen up.

Rig

Rig

Rig

Now stop it!

Go!

Go!

Go!

The deadbeat is sweet.

No sweat.

No work.

POP AND FRISCO MEGA-DIG SOURDOUGH

The Gevalia Coffee is flowing. There are Chips Ahoy Cookies and fortune cookies on the table.

It is Time To Talk Music. Big Mike is hanging around with "The Two Guys In Your Head" aka Pops and Frisco.

Mike:  Fortune Cookies?

Pop:  Frisco has connections!

Frisco:  Mique! My-Keh! I can hook you up!

Mike:  How are you two handling the Stay At Home deal?

Pop:  Piece of cake! Let's Clobber Coronavirus! It sucks! It's deadly!

Frisco:  Strawberry....strawberry cake! Plus Swedish coffee! Darla Dreems got me hooked on Gevalia Kaffe!

Mike:  Wow.  Darla transcribes and pushes coffee! What are you 2 listening to?

Frisco: Bro! A band from England! These dudes pack a punch and punch a pack! Straight Forward Rock! Defo, dig their style! SOURDOUGH is a killa band!

Pop:    What he said! Man, I wish I had their music on Vinyl!  Dylan Macias has been featuring this band. You know @plugrooster crowing! Sourdough can shift gears.

Mike:  How so? 

Frisco: I got this!  Listen to "Expected". It is accoustic peach of a play! Sway-Sway...More than Okay!  On "Mind And Body" Live by the way.... the band flex their musical muscle and jam the daylights out of that song! Different gears! 

Pop:  SOURDOUGH DRIVES ROCK AND ROLL!

Mike:  So you like the band?

Pop:  Big Yeppa!

Frisco: Si, Ja, YES!  Just crank it up and drive down Highway 107! Texas, baby!

Darla:  Guys! Wear a mask or bandana! 

Mike: Do What Darla Says!

Frisco: SOURDOUGH For The Win!

Pop:  Absolutely!  Keep Rocking, Sourdough!

The coffee is gone! A fresh box of Fortune Cookies is placed on the table!

IS GOFUNDME A GOOD FUNDRAISING TOOL?

Is GoFundMe a good avenue for fundraising?

SHOPPING FOR A FAN

WE are in the market for an oscillating fan to combat the hot, humid, hellish Texas Summer weather!

Any suggestions on what brand is best?

MUSIC

Music comes from the Heart, Soul and Mind.

You could come from Pretoria or Portland, Sydney or Tokyo! You could come from anywhere in the world!

Music is the Universal Language!

LET'S LISTEN.

BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

I got a bad feeling about this....

Playing with dynamite

Teasing a cobra

Swimming in shark infested waters....

Talking real tough and not knowing how to fight!

Driving nude in the middle of the day!

No way

No way this ends alright!

THIS JUST IN BULLETIN: BALD MEN BRIGADE FLYING TO CLEAN - UP AMERICA

This is a Special #NowThisBulletin! Plane loads of bald men wearing crew cut white T-shirts and white pants and matching foot gear have been seen boarding planes nationwide! Witnesses say they are all wearing one ear ring ....on the left ear!

This is the BALD MEN BRIGADE!  It is a secretive elite force dedicated to cleaning up America! #BaldmenBrigade

No tattoos.

This has been a Special Now This Bulletin!

THE COSTELLO RANCH MOVE-IN DAY

The Costello Ranch will see the family move into the McAllen, Texas,  Stewart Road location in a month. It took about 2 years to develop the property. 40 acres or so.

The Coronavirus Pandemic will not allow them to hold a massive house-warming party. That is just fine. Safety First!

The 2 school aged lads will study online. Back To School Pandemic Style! Normally they would attend the Sharyland school district *escuela!     *school

It will be good to see the C-Ranch not look abandoned!