Monday, December 16, 2019

A LETTER TO SANTA

Dear Santa:

It has been a rough year. WE have done what WE could to make thes best of it.
WE know WE can do better! WE strive to take good care of OUR elderly Mom. She is 91 year old.

What are WE asking for Christmas?

5000 dollars would help as savings.

Thank you Santa.

HIKING BOOTS

Abel Martinez was a high school classmate that wore hiking boots, AC/DC shirts and his hair slightly long. How did he get away with breaking the haircut rule?

That question is a good one.

A better one is:  Where can WE get excellent hiking boots that are no-nonsense? WE don't need fancy boots!

Drop US a line....WE will pick it up!

THE BUZZ ABOUT BEE VIRGINIA

The buzz about Bee Virginia is a Triple Threat! This Tremenda Australian Soul is a singer, songwriter and musician!

If syrup had a voice it would sound like Bee Virginia! It is sweet, sensual and strong!

WE strongly recommend you listen to 'Won't You" ! Her voice flows effortlessly. The music follows as WE are certain you will as well!

WE are definitely Fans!

BRAVO!

*Imagine Catching Her Live!

WE caught Linda Ronstadt and Joan Jett Live.  WE Guarantee Catching Bee Virginia Live would be in the same league!

That is how much WE dig her! 

Sunday, December 15, 2019

PRUNE DANISH FANS

Sound Off Prune Danish Fans!
Say Howdy!
Hola!
Hello!
Sip some Gevalia Coffee with US!

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

INTERNS WANTED!

A small online company is hiring Winter Interns! 5 positins aavailable!
Room and board! Transportation paid!
Great weather in Sourh Texas!

Send resume to: centavero@gmail.com

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

TUCKER CARLSON TO WORK FOR RUSSIAN TV?

Tucker Carlson supports President Donald Trump. Nothing wrong with that.

Carlson is a racist. Now, that is very wrong. He seems to support Russia.

The Fox New superstar should go work for Russian TV!

Would he have the guts to do so?

President Putin of Russia could snag him a plum of a gig with a super salary!

The show could be called "Tucker Carlson From Moscow".

6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN FAN CLUB

Is there a 6 Million Dollar Man Fan Club for afficionados of the Lee Majors television program?

WE love watching reruns of The Six Million Dollar Man tv show!

"ATOMIC PUNK" BY VAN HALEN

"Atomic Punk" by Van Halen is OUR #NightShiftSong.

This song is a rocker that goes unnoticed. It features Diamond Dave at his banshee scream best and Eddie Van Halen playing fiery guitar. All Van Halen!

Kicking It!

YOUTUBE PROFIT PROPHETS

YouTube has an over abundance of YouTube Profit Prophets that all but guarantee they can lead you to the Promised Land. They are very careful to walk that highwire.

Who does not want to make money online? A little extra cash can help. Even a modest soul could be  seduced by these sometimes smiling YouTube Preachers of the Church of Cha-Ching.

Who is the Real Deal?

WE will go out into the vast YouTube desert to search for such a trurhful vibrant soul.

Maybe WE can make w bit of extra dinero!

Stay Tuned! 

Monday, November 25, 2019

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT GOD'S CHOSEN ONE

You do not have to be a Biblical Scholar to know that President Donald Trump is not GOD'S Chosen One! That is a Behemoth of a fact, Jack!

Trump has caged kids, spread hatred, lies, and division. He has shown he cares more about his bottom line than the country. He is a racist Russian Puppet.

He is more a Satanic Chosen One than like Jesus Christ!

JESUS IS THE CHOSEN ONE.

FIRE TIGER BRINGS ENERGY TO ITS ROCK AND ROLL

FIRE TIGER is a hard-working rock & roll band from Los Angeles, California that knows how to rock and roll! Guitar-powered with cool strong vocals this band is one to keep an eye on! It is a solid band, y'all!

Check out "Energy" and say hello to this Tremendo rock band!

WE love the songwriting!

Grade:  High-Grade Rocka!

SAMANTHA MEZA

Samantha Meza is the morning anchor for the weekly A.M. news breaks on KGBT TV in Harlingen, Texas.

She always has a brighter than the sun smile on her face. It does not matter if it is a cloudy or sunny day. Ms. Meza lights up the day with her sonrisa and professionalism. She also has a personal touch she adds to her broadcasts. This is not a robot reading the news items!

Bien Hecho! Well Done!

I AM NOT A MILLIONAIRE: TEXAS LOTTERY TALES

I purchased a Texas Littwrt number on Saturday evening. It is a ritual if sorts.

I left the ticket in my wallet till Monday morning.

My two cups of coffee mellowed me out as I enjoyed my vegan breakfast. I am still a carnivore. Nothing wrong with having squash-potato-radish soup for brekkie

The drum roll kicked in as I chwcked my 6 numbers! Nope. I only hit 1 numero. I was not declaring myseld a Texas Millionaire.

Oh, well.......

NAKED IN THE BARN

There she was
The farmer's wife!
Naked in the barn with a bottle of tequila and a bag of Mexican popcorn.
She woke up the next day humming a Pedro Infante mariachi song.
That must have been quite a party the night before.
The rooster crowed around 4 in the morning.
She had a hang-over that made her smile.
First time with tequila.
It was just outside her comfort zone.
A Subway breakfast
Starbucks coffee
And Australian music
Matt Corby tunes awaited her in the kitchen.
A smiling husband sipping Tang helped her to the table.

GNOXKUNE ON LYNZ CRICHTON

You can tell LYNZ CRICHTON has fun singing. You can hear it by the way she plays guitar. You can hear it in the British singer-songwriter's voice.

That is lovely. A listener can feed off of that fact. The performer is having a blast and the audience is having funorama too!

You can witness it on "#NastyGirl". See how the lyrics take curves on a musical ride!

This in turn will get you listening to more of her material!

Excellent!

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

DPS IN THE AREA

It started this morning with a Texas Department Of Public Safety trooper driving up and down Stewart Road from about 5 Mile Line to 107 to a helicopter flying overhead in the evening in the same area.  It looked like a manhunt.

DPS did not bother to release a statement to local media!

It would be nice if WE folks in the countryside were kept informed!

What part of DPS do they not understand? The S is for Safety as in Public Safety!

PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE

Would you want to win the Big Money from PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE?

Play!

AGUILA UNIT 22

The Aguila Unit is ready to take President Donald J. Trump into custody.  Traitors to America must be arrested.

#AguilaUnit 22

Monday, October 28, 2019

EGGNOG 2019

WE are happy campers because WE had OUR first sighting of eggnog at a supermarket! It was at a Walmart!

Did WE buy some! You bet WE did!

WE Live Eggnog!

TIME FRAMED

I buried all my skeletons in a closet.
I put all my wails in a pail.
The rhythm of the sea is just the ocean.
Passion is just a fruit on a tree.
I have a little bit of time here.
We are all just passing by.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

HALLOWEEN PARTY AT THE DUBLIN RANCH

The Halloween Party at the Dublin Ranch in Mission, Texas will have a cook-out.

A costume contest, fundraiser for an orphanage and live music are on the schedule.

ARE THE CLEVELAND BROWNS CURSED?

Halloween is in 4 days.  The Cleveland Browns lost to the New England Patriots 27 to 13.  So many bad things happened to them today when they took on the undefeated New England Patriots!

Fumbles and interceptions were spooky.
The Browns were unable to do much!

Why do they have such bad luck?

Could they be cursed?

Friday, October 25, 2019

CYBER RESEARCHER WANTED

A small online company has a full-time opening for a cyber researcher.

Email resume to:  thegevalian@gmail.com

TULNO TO TULSI GABBARD

WE say Nope to Tulsi Gabbard for President of the United States of America. Gabbard is a Democrat that is favored by David Duke and some Republicans that are Trumpistas.

That should be a Red Flag!

Tulsi?

TulNO!

ABC'S FRESH OFF THE BOAT IS STILL FRESCO

WE had a rough Friday at the Dublin Ranch. Work was hard in the cold front 50's temperature of Mission, Texas.

WE needed some laughs.

"Fresh Off The Boat" on ABC delivered laughter to the doorway of OUR souls!

This show is still Tops!

Sitcom Super Satisfying!

YERBERIAS IN PORTLAND, OREGON?

Are there any Mexican yerberias in Portland, Oregon?

A yerberia is store where you buy herbal teas used for a variety of aiments. Oils with curative qualities are also sold there. Some yerberias also offer tarot card readings, spiritual cleansing and counseling. Candles are also available.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

WOWED BY EVIL'S LATEST EPISODE

LCBS!  The latest episode of "EVIL" was #Wowful, #WonderfullyScary, #Realistic and #Magical!  (No hastags were harmed in this blog posting!)

The Writing is Magical! Supremo!

Leland Is Evil!  Ms. Lahti's character is wonderful! You can feel her joy and fear. Looking for love.

The exorcism was #WonderfullyScary! As a Mexican-American I live in a culture where Evil is a reality. As a Catholic I see exorcism as a potent weapon against el diablo.

My Mom was born in 1928 in Mission, Texas.  Her parents were born in Northern Mexico. They settled in Texas. They brought along a rich superstitous vibe.
Mom was diagnosed with  schizophrenia in 1979 in Michigan where we as a family worked as farmworkers.

Michigan saved my Mom.

Her parents relied on curanderos and their folk medicine, spells and advice when Mom had her episodes of mental illness.

This was a Tremendo Episode! Very realistic.

It appears the lady was possessed.

The kids and "Brenda" part was chilling! Uy! Uy!  The closing Me Asusto... scared me! Ms. Lahti's reaction when she was told Brenda was home sick. Uy! 

Great touch with "Brenda" scaring the kids on the street...and her devilish laughter!  Uy!

Every character in this series is Genuine!

The Ghost Hunter segment was cool as well!

The writers must have had fun with this episodio!

It is wonderful that a 2nd Season has been secured!

Bravo!

MORRISSEY IS ANTI-IMMIGRANT

The Smiths were a great band. Morrissey was their lead singer. That much is quite true.

Morrissey has been on tour. Fans flock to his concerts. He even ejected a concert goer from one show in the U.S. because that would-be fan was a protestor.

What's to protest? Plenty.  Morrisey supports a political party in his country of England that is. far-right and anti-immigrant.

Is Morrissey's music still played on the radio. The answer is yes.

@RotanRadio on Twitter will not play his music.

Nice.

A COLORADO BORDER WALL

President Donald J. Trump says he wants a Border Wall in Colorado. He said this at his Pittsburg, Pennsylvania rally on October 23, 2019. The crowd roared their approval.

The thing is.....Colorado does not border Mexico!  Wow!  Maybe Trump should study geography!

THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS ARE FOR REAL

The San Francisco 49ers are 6-0.  Wow! Yes, they are For Real! Jimmy Garoppolo is at quarterback.

It could be Garoppolo leading the 49ers against the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl!

He would be facing his former team in the championship game!

THE DIRT BIKER STRIKES AGAIN

The Costello Ranch has been under construction for over a year now.  A wall along Stewart Road glides north to south. It is a 40 acre property.  A fence was erected to the far east sector. A 16 foot human-made pond is to the lower east central point. A barn and what appears to be a two story office complex is taking form to the mid-North area.

No gate along the north side of Stewart Road. This is a security issue. The "No Trespassing" sign will not deter people from driving into the ranch.

The dirt biker that lives north of the rancho routinely rides on the property.

No respect at all.

One wonders why Mr. Costello allows this!

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

SONIC FIRST IMPRESSIONS: FIVE MINUTES TO MAYHEM

Sonic First Impressions Matter!  Yeppa, it is true!  So here is what WE thought of New Zealand's FIVE MINUTES TO MAYHEM!  Ya ready? Cuz, here WE go! GO!

"Provocateur" is the first song WE heard! The guitar assault is deadly! Chords that crack radio's delicate nature! The vocals are sharp and strong. The vocalist makes it look easy. WE know better! That hombre has skill!

The band is a cohesive musical unit!

WE bet they Slay In Concert! #QueCool!

CHECK THIS BAND OUT!

ROBOTIC TECH COMPANIES

Why is it that high tech companies do not have human beings manning the phones at their customer service number?

All WE hear is automated customer service!

#GoHuman

STUMPTOWN ON ABC

Fans of ABC's STUMPTOWN wait with anticipation for Wednesday night 9:00 pm.

The show is well worth the wait! A female private investigator based in Portland, Oregon. She is a combat vet with her own unique take on life.  She drives a beat up loveable Mustang that has a stereo with a mind of its own!

What's not to love?

WE Love that P.I. Dex Parios is human! She has her bad days like all of US.

WE cheer for her when she is victorious.

Great casting.

Excellent Writing!

Diagnosed as a Winner!

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IRENE GARZA'S ANGLO BOYFRIEND?

Former priest John Feit is in a prison for the 1960 murder of Irene Garza.

The beautiful schoolteacher supposedly had  two boyfriends.

One lad was an Anglo. What was his name? Did he come from a rich and powerful family in McAllen, Texas? Is this why his identity was kept hidden?

YOGA AND YOGURT

WE have not been managing OUR time correctly!  Time to right the ship!

Tomorrow WE go back to yoga and yogurt!

Chobani Yogurt Is OUR choice!

A NOTE TO PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

President Trump!
Resign!
Turn yourself in!
Have Vice President Pence resign and turn himself in!

PICK OF THE DAY: "THE THIN RED LINE" BY CRESCENT MOON

The way the drums and guitar walk into the room on "The Thin Red Line" by Crescent Moon is both cool and beautiful! Like walking in step! The Tremendo vocals jump into the mix and you have a powerful lyrical number!

The bass is present to solidify the song.

The Trumpet is Magical! You do not see it coming until it strikes at the right time!

Excellent!

Check Out CRESCENT MOON!

Thursday, September 26, 2019

AUSTRALIA

Australia has always fascinated US.


WE plan to sail to Down Under. Tourists on the way!


Beaches!
Food!
People!


Here WE Come!



Thursday, June 20, 2019

SWEDISH NATIONAL WOMENS SOCCER TEAM VERSUS THE AMERICAN FEMALE SQUAD

The Swedish National Womens Soccer  Team takes on the American squad today!
The Female American team is the defending World Cup defending championship winner.
Every 4 years the global soccer cup goes up for grabs!

Can the Americans remain campeones?


Will Karma play a role?  The gals from the USA beat Thailand 13 to 0 and celebrated loudly and arrogantly on June 11th. Not very sportsmanlike!

Will Karma come visit the Female Stars and Stripers?

Go Sweden!

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA FOR THE WEEKLY MEETING

WE will have a pizza party with pie from LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA!
The summer heat with tasty pizza and cool drinks from Coca Cola!

Bloggers have to rock it now and then!

Give the cook a break!

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Monday, June 17, 2019

NO TO SKINNY JEANS

WE do not like skinny jeans!

Surely, there is a way to avoid them?

Are WE doomed to wear them?

WE hope not!

A COOL COLORADO GET AWAY

WE are looking for a Cool Colorado town to travel to as an escape from the hellish heat of South Texas!  Whew! Enough of the 3 digit temps! WE need a Cool Off!

So where would you recommend?

JURY DUTY

Jury Duty.  Two little words that get on the nerves of many people. Why? Some people are of the mind that jury duty is a hassle! A monumental waste of time!

I have 7 family members that are in law enforcement and I like jury duty! I just have never been selected for this interesting civic duty! It is probably because I have seven family members that are in Law Enforcement!

County and Federal....I get rejected!


SPIN LAUNDROMAT IN EDINBURG, TEXAS

WE had not been to a laundromat in ages! WE are talking probably the 1990s! Yeah! Been A Long Time Since WE Rock And Rolled!

WE hit Spin Laundromat at 1503 S. Closner in Edinburg, Texas! The attendant was very pleasant, polite and professional! The place was clean and cool! They even have Free WI-Fi!


WE grade SPIN LAUNDROMAT Super A+Plus!

Thursday, June 13, 2019

ALISON WONDERLAND

Summer is for fun, vacations and for working on new projects. At least that is what it is in OUR life!
This summer OUR vacation will be at home! Alas, it is so!

New Projects?

WE have some that WE have under OUR hats!
Stay tuned!

Summer also includes #CoolMusic!  What is life without MUSIC?  Pretty dull.

Right Now:  WE are Absolutely Rocking to the music of ALISON WONDERLAND!  The Talentosa Australian DJ/Singer has tunes that WE really enjoy. Her material is energetic, poetic with massive music and Tremendo Vocals!

Check Out "Run", Peace, and "Lost My Mind"!

WE would love to see her in concert!

Thursday, January 31, 2019

TIPPY BALADY

"Mustard" by TIPPY BALADY is a killer! The lyrics are razor-sharp! "I'm just not that interested in you" cuts deep. Wow! The Dallas, Texas singer-songwriter displays her Massive Skill on this tune!

WE want more!

Excelente!